I do not remember voting for a puppy. Who’s bright idea was that? Dogs belong outside with their stupid squeaky toys and barking at nothing. Trying to nap here. And no, I will never ride on your head, so give it up, drool boy.

I do not remember voting for a puppy. Who’s bright idea was that? Dogs belong outside with their stupid squeaky toys and barking at nothing. Trying to nap here. And no, I will never ride on your head, so give it up, drool boy.
